Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing

If you run out of swear words to express how much you hate having dinner with your neighbours or relatives you loathe, get this tablecloth featuring 100 swear words and phrases arranged like a periodic table.

Pick a swearing element from the left if you're feeling frustrated with making small talk with a boring neighbour, or choose one from the right when you're left alone at the dinner table with your mother-in-law.