Masturbation vs. You

Do you find yourself nipping to the toilet every hour at work to beat the meat, having a cheeky tug under the table at a fancy restaurant when you think no one is watching, or spanking the monkey on a packed bus during rush hour?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, you might be a wankaholic and should give your wrist a rest.

This book will help you reduce the chances of going blind by offering tips on how to masturbate less. It’s something you’ll want to keep in your hand instead of your little man.