Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
Category:Home & Garden
If you need a cuddle to help you sleep, get this giant penis-shaped body pillow that you can snuggle with whenever you need.
His name is Pierre, so we assume he’s French. No one really knows where he is from, though, because he’s a very mysterious individual. But if he is from France, we imagine he'd whisper romantic things in your ear with a sexy French accent while you’re lying in bed.
The advantage of having Pierre over a human boyfriend is that he'll never say anything stupid to annoy you, argue with you, make a mess of your bedroom, or fart in bed. Plus, he has the cutest smile that will make you fall in love with him. Why would you want to go back to a regular human?
