How To Live With A Huge Penis

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Are you sick of women treating you like a piece of meat because you have an enormous member? Is it so big that it gets to work 10 minutes before you do? Does your local pole-vaulting club keep asking you to join their team?

This self-help book will help you cope with having a large appendage—and how to use its size to your advantage—so you can live a schlong and happy life.

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