Gentleman's Ball Scratcher

If you’re a man, you’ll know having a good scratch of the old balls is comforting—whether you’re watching a movie, playing on your mobile, or even presenting last month's sales figures to your colleagues.

But what if you hate having to wash your hands every time you give the little man a scratch?

That's where this gentleman's ball scratcher comes in. It’s essentially a stick with a creepy-looking hand that scratches your private parts, letting you keep your hands clean while relieving that itch downstairs.

It’s so versatile, it has many other uses. For example, you can use it:

• as a back scratcher,
• to pat someone on the back when they’ve done a good job with something,
• to comfort someone who has just lost a loved one,
• to high five your friends when they’ve done something awesome,
• to stroke your girlfriend’s cheek as you give her a passionate kiss,
• to seal a business deal with a firm shake of the hand,
• to hold vegetables while you chop them,
• to throw punches if you ever get into a drunken fight on a night out,
• or to perform intricate heart surgery on your patients.

These are just a few things you can do with this ball scratcher. We’re sure you’ll discover many more practical uses for it.