Novelty Gifts

Find a novelty gift for someone who is hard to shop for or doesn't deserve a decent present.

Take a Number!: A Tiny Ticket DispenserTake a Number!: A Tiny Ticket Dispenser
Desktop Door SlamDesktop Door Slam
Desktop ConfessionalDesktop Confessional
Law & Order: Mini Gavel Set with SoundLaw & Order: Mini Gavel Set with Sound
Emergency Hair DryerEmergency Hair Dryer
Belly Button Cleaning BrushBelly Button Cleaning Brush
Middle Finger in a BoxMiddle Finger in a Box
The World's Smallest ViolinThe World's Smallest Violin
Gentleman's Ball ScratcherGentleman's Ball Scratcher
Gentleman's Willy Care KitGentleman's Willy Care Kit
Finger HandsFinger Hands
Emergency MoustachesEmergency Moustaches
Rainbow Willy WarmerRainbow Willy Warmer
Beard BaublesBeard Baubles
Chicken FeetChicken Feet
Pet RockPet Rock
Farting UndiesFarting Undies
Inflatable Dueling DicksInflatable Dueling Dicks
Emergency Plastic PantsEmergency Plastic Pants
Willy ExerciserWilly Exerciser
Dancing with JesusDancing with Jesus
Fart FanFart Fan
Fart ExtinguisherFart Extinguisher
Who Shit Their Pants?Who Shit Their Pants?
Grow a PooGrow a Poo
Toilet Piano MatToilet Piano Mat
Golden Toilet MugGolden Toilet Mug
Squirting Toilet ToySquirting Toilet Toy
Blow Job UndiesBlow Job Undies
Christmas Pudding TasselsChristmas Pudding Tassels
Breast MugBreast Mug
Inflatable Instant Boob JobInflatable Instant Boob Job
Sperm KeychainSperm Keychain
Up Yours MugUp Yours Mug
Middle Finger HandsMiddle Finger Hands
Ginger Beard & EyebrowsGinger Beard & Eyebrows
Ginger Blow Up Man DollGinger Blow-up Man Doll
Trash Can MugTrash Can Mug
Tyres MugTyres Mug
Knuckle Duster MugKnuckle Duster Mug
Gun MugGun Mug
Climbing MugClimbing Mug
1,000,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle1,000,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Gift Not IncludedGift Not Included
Beginners' WeightsBeginners' Weights
i Padi Pad
Useless BoxUseless Box
Little Willy CondomsLittle Willy Condoms
Deeply Satisfying Poo in Progress SignDeeply Satisfying Poo in Progress Sign
BullshitaminsBullshitamins
AntiSwearBioticsAntiSwearBiotics
Jar of FucksJar of Fucks
Prescription Alcohol LabelPrescription Alcohol Label
Luxury Posh Wank KitLuxury Posh Wank Kit
Wank DiaryWank Diary
Wank SockWank Sock
Personalised Wank ClothPersonalised Wank Cloth
Muscle MugMuscle Mug
Fart TrumpetFart Trumpet
MankiniMankini