Apron with Plush Penis

Chefs are known for having short tempers—Gordon Ramsey is a prime example. It must be terrifying to work for someone who could lose their cool at any moment.

Ease the tension and bring some humour into the kitchen with this apron featuring a super-long penis, complete with pubic hair and a ball sack. No chef could possibly lose their temper if you're wearing this in their kitchen.