Useless Gifts

If you know someone who's super practical and hates anything that doesn't add any value to their life, get them a useless gift to annoy them.

Duck with a DickDuck with a Dick
Gentleman's Ball ScratcherGentleman's Ball Scratcher
Gentleman's Willy Care KitGentleman's Willy Care Kit
Finger HandsFinger Hands
Emergency MoustachesEmergency Moustaches
Beard BaublesBeard Baubles
Chicken FeetChicken Feet
Pet RockPet Rock
Farting UndiesFarting Undies
Inflatable Dueling DicksInflatable Dueling Dicks
Emergency Plastic PantsEmergency Plastic Pants
Willy ExerciserWilly Exerciser
Farts: A Spotter's GuideFarts: A Spotter's Guide
Fart FanFart Fan
Fart ExtinguisherFart Extinguisher
Who Shit Their Pants?Who Shit Their Pants?
Grow a PooGrow a Poo
Squirting Toilet ToySquirting Toilet Toy
Blow Job UndiesBlow Job Undies
Inflatable Instant Boob JobInflatable Instant Boob Job
Middle Finger HandsMiddle Finger Hands
Ginger Beard & EyebrowsGinger Beard & Eyebrows
Ginger Blow Up Man DollGinger Blow-up Man Doll
1,000,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle1,000,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Beginners' WeightsBeginners' Weights
i Padi Pad
Chicken Nugget NecklaceChicken Nugget Necklace
Useless BoxUseless Box
AntiSwearBioticsAntiSwearBiotics
Jar of FucksJar of Fucks
Fart TrumpetFart Trumpet